Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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liam buchan is gay !

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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