-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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The Barackness Monster

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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