Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Your mother is a man.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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