- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead