Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Matty B

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Male penises.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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