The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Women have the right to vote.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

whats a dick a dick

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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