- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

I share two rooms with my mother.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

An atheist walks into a church

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

what do you watch ? a tv

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

Its true, he didnt write that!!

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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