- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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