Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Fox News.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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