What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Dick spice

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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