Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Male penises.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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