Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Comedy.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Fox News.

Penis penis poop butt

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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