Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What is 9 + 10? 21

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

minecraft

thumb_up thumb_down +12

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

thumb_up thumb_down +12

whats a dick a dick

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I have two hands. Some people dont.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

thumb_up thumb_down +10

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops