What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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bitches be crafty.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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