Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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