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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Male penises.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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