Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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