What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Get in the Batmobile.

I share two rooms with my mother.

Twenty-Four

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

This sentence is false.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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