Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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bitches be crafty.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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