What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Fox News.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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