- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

how did the little girl die cancer

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

What's better than sex? Nothing

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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