why does column have a letter n?

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Pen15

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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whats brown? poop.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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