KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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