Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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