How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Your mom.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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E= McVagina

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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