What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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