A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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