what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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The game!

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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