- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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