Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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I'm taken

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