Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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