- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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