- Anti Joke

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...