OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Stephen Walking.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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THE GAME

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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