- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Dani barton from bob chuckles

Mrs. Welsh

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Chrissy is funny.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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