why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Take off your shoes.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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