What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Dislike this

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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where are you?

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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BenWuzHear

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Darude- Sandstorm

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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