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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Good boy

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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