What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Soccer...

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Hey, Max!!

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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