You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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where are you?

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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BenWuzHear

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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THE GAME

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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