A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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knock knock who's there aids

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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