- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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