An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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poop is very very yummy.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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