- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

I saw a poor man named rich

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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