What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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wood cant chuck wood

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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