Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Their, they're, there You're, your

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

the cast of the jersey shore

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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