Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Women Driving.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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my friend is gay hes gay

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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