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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

My name is Harry.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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