Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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That's not what she said.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Dislike this

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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