connor sucks

What did I do last night?work

Gay's rights

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

YEAH THEY DO.

all these jokes suck ass

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

american government

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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