What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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democracy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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