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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

U ALL LIAK DIK

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

womens rights

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

I pooped my pants

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Jews

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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