A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Dylan is a person

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whats a dick a dick

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Stop being a centipede

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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