What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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