- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

milly, milly, milly, cat

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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