- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

An boy with ADHD walks into a

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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