What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

vbh

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

girls basketball

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

We are lawyers

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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