I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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