- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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