- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

milly, milly, milly, cat

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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