- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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