Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

I hate blackniggers

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

whats black? a black man

I saw a shovel once.

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

Your mums a penis joke.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Wy did the chicken?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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