- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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