What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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My life :(

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Guess What! HI!

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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why does column have a letter n?

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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