Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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