- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Wade's the father

connor sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Cancer.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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