knock knock!! kanye west

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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I'm gay. No homo.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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