- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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