You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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