connor sucks

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Wade's the father

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Cancer.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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