- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

Yes.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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