- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

knock knock Labrinth come in

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Stephen Walking.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

A Irish man walks our of a bar

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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