- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Mrs. Welsh

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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