what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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