- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Pickles

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

How old is victor? Old

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Joe Biden

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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