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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Your social life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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