- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

Butt Sex.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Mrs. Welsh

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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