How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Their, they're, there You're, your

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Hearpin my durp

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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