How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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What is the difference between a duck?

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Anti Joke

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