Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

An asian without a future.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

what do you watch ? a tv

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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