what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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