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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.