- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Are you Drew?

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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