Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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