Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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