Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Male penises.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Women's rights

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Hi

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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