Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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