There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Kelly Clarkson

That's not what she said.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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