- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

What is the difference between a duck?

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

How many cows say moo? All of them

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

knock knock whose there? my penis.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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