- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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