- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

knock knock whose there? my penis.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

I saw a poor man named rich

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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