Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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