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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Ted Haggard.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Stop being a centipede

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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