- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

who is awesome? no one...

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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