how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Iggy Azalea

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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thermodynamics?

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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