- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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