how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Girls

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Women's rights

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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KKK

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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