Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

why is john so fat years of over eating

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

osama bin ladens hiding spot

my friend is gay hes gay

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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