How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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Women's Rights.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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