- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Is this where I type the joke?

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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