how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Pinus Testicles

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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