- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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