Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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What's up brah brah

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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