Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Proof reading

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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