a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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