- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Seth stock has a large penis

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Michael Brown

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Garry Glitters on here

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

miley cyrus

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