Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Twenty-Four

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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