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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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