why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Mitt Romney.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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pickle juice?

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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