Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Snausages.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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