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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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