What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

womens rights

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

hi corey

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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