Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Men, get on the boat.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Anti Joke

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