how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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A snake walks into a bar

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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.....Carrot Top....

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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american government

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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