its my money!, but i dont need it right away

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

we all know sammi has a penis

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Michael Castillo is gay

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...