A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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