- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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