- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi my name is Jim

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

A snake walks into a bar

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