What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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A black man in a country bar.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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