Oh, I must be hearing things.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

we all know sammi has a penis

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Michael Castillo is gay

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Anti Joke

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